His & Hearse University

Welcome Lifelong Learners!

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Whether you need info tailored for:

  • Authors/ screenwriters

  • Mortuary students/ apprentices

  • Random nosy people

  • Or just need a public speaker

I have SO MUCH to teach you!

Scroll down to find which membership option suits your needs. Not finding what you’re looking for? Contact me here to suggest something new!

For queries about public speaking, please email me directly.

 
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His & Hearse University

Membership Options

 
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For Authors / Screenwriters

In-depth pre-recorded webinars designed specifically for writers. Learn to write confidently and accurately about topics like:

  • Embalming & autopsies

  • Decomposition & body conditions

  • Funerals & religion/culture

  • Cemeteries & crematories

  • Unusual methods of disposition

  • How to create problems for characters

    Membership also includes full access to bonus materials like:

  • PDF copies of webinar slides

  • Printable illustrations & glossary

  • Curated blog posts

  • Links to additional resources

  • a 30 minute consultation with me for specific procedural questions or fact checking your work in progress!

His & Hearse University for Writers
$142.00
One time

For Mortuary Science Students / Apprentices

Are you taking mortuary science classes and having trouble with a particular subject?

I will help you interpret your textbooks, explain things in easy to understand language, and offer encouragement and camaraderie. I can also help you figure out those &%$@ fluid dilution problems!

This collection of resources will grow as students participate and request lessons or tutoring on specific topics.

$142 or FREE!*

*Free with proof of current mortuary school enrollment or apprenticeship. I believe in educating the next generation of mortuary professionals AND earning myself some good karma! To receive your 100% off discount code, email me at hello@hisandhearsepress.com

His & Hearse University for Students
$142.00
One time
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For Random Nosy People

So you’re not a writer or a student, but you still want more? I can help.

How about some general death/funeral education webinars, printable illustrations and glossary, and a curated collection of links to other resources or websites of interest? Plus a 30 minute consultation where you can ask me anything!

 
His & Hearse University
$69.00
One time

Your financial support helps.

I am a one-person small business. In order for me to share my unique knowledge and experience properly, I’ve devoted countless hours to writing, researching, reviewing, and creating content.

I love to teach others about my expertise, but I also have to pay the bills!

You can also support my hard work by shopping in my store (under construction)!